Monday, May 26, 2008

Everyday Home Remedies

I found these amazing home remedies today. Try them sometime, you will be amazed!!


1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.


2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.


3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.


4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clocked will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.


5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.


6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.


7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.


DAILY THOUGHT:Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to our face when pushed down the stairs.

I actually experienced this once but I was the one being pushed down the stairs.... Hmmm... That might just be the blog for Wednesday!!


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol, I need a good laugh today, thanks.

Lauren said...

the one about coughing was my fave. BTW--Becky is on travel and Michal posted her url on my last post for you!!

love!